Interview with Ian

What is your favorite thing to do? My favorite thing is going on the bars

At gymnastics? Yeah!

What are you looking forward to doing today? Going on the real big slide! WOOOO! There are really big slides than the other pump it up jr.

What is your favorite planet? Pluto

Why is that your favorite planet? Because I love it. Who loves Jupiter planet? Do you love Jupiter? Is Neptune daddy’s favorite planet?

What is your favorite color? My favorite color is red.

How does red make you feel? Fine.

What is your favorite food? My favorite food is hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. I like hot dogs. They make me feel alright.

When do you get in trouble? I don’t know.

What do you do that’s naughty? Um, break windows or something? I like to break windows.

What is something you do that makes mama and daddy really happy? Saying sorry.

Why do you say sorry? Because you say ‘that’s alright’.

What is your favorite animal? My favorite animal is the zebra. Mister The Zebra.

Where is your favorite place to go? To the mall! Because I like that. Oh, and the toy store! My favorite place to go is the toy store, too. The mall and the toy store. The mall and the toy store.

What do you think about having a baby brother? Because that’s nice. I like having a baby brother.

What do you like about him? I like about him spitting up.

What are you looking forward to playing with him when he gets older? Bowling. I think that baby will be your grandpa. Babas are not real. Because Babas tease me. Baba teases me.

What is teasing? Teasing is telling something that Baba wants to take something away.

What is your favorite thing to play? My favorite thing to play is cars. Playing with cars. I make them into a line and crash them and make traffic jams with them.

What does ‘obedient’ mean? Obedient means I should be delightful.

What is your favorite word? My favorite word is telling you ‘I want to go to the mall!’

What is summer? Summer is when we go to the beach. What about you take me to Pump It Up?

Where do you want to have your next birthday party? At the closest Pump It Up. The short way to Pump It Up.

If we had another baby, what would you name it? I’d only have a baby girl. I would name it Hayrey.

Do you miss Uncle Dodo? Nope! I love him. His voice sounds a little funny to me. Uncle Dodo is a boy.

What else about Uncle Dodo? He’s tall. A little taller than a snipe.

What is a snipe? A snipe is somebody tall that eats people. And snipes love chocolate. Snipes don’t like anything else.

AAAARRRRRR!

Who is Ian? Me!

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? ‘Anty’. I think it’s ‘Any” now. And it must start with a “U”.

Who is your best friend? I love planets. I like going to planets. I like going to Mars and seeing there’s dust storms there.

What else can you tell me about Mars? I want to be a rover. Vroom! Vroom! There’s dust storms there. Mars creatures. Mars puppets.What about you ask me what kind of juice I like? Ask me my favorite juice flavor.

What is your favorite juice flavor? Orange juice.

Why do you love your mommy? Because I like you. (gives hug)

Why do you love your daddy? Wait! I need to go potty. Stop! Stop! Now lets do it. Time to make that cake.

Why do you love your daddy? Because I love you!