Overheard

What you might have heard, had you been standing in the hallway the other night...

(from the bathroom, where I was bathing)

• Oh, nice one, penguin!
• Now the bear will jump first, then the walrus will jump next, then the penguin will go. Everybody line up!
• The water holds me up.
• Yum. Yummy, yummy water.
• I'm fully, fully, naked!
• Don't ever, ever take me out of the bath tub!
  

(from the bedroom, where I was preparing for bed)

• The monkey jammy pants are awfully scary.
• Dinosaurs might bite some people. They are alone now.
• I'm a wild tiger. And mama's a wild lion. RAWR!