"Hey, mom!"
"Hey, Ian!"
"Hey, mom!"
"Hey, Ian!"
"No, say 'what'! Hey mom!"
"What?"
"There you go."
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"No, you say 'nothing'. What?"
"Nothing."
"Yeeeah."
"I'm a milk teacher."
"What do you teach milk to do?"
"No, I teach kids to drink their milk."
"That's great! So they can grow up big and strong?"
"No, so it can have a party in their tummies."
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This is my monster.
It's not yours.
Mine.
...MO-OM! Don't make me share with Kai!
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Fun things I say
October 10
I would like a plum for dessert.
Bailey, eat your dinner. Eat your dinner, Bailey! EAT YOUR FREAKIN' DINNER BAILEY!
I made the numbers one through ten. But then the zero asked if it could have a spot and I put it in front.
September 10
I'm not going to marry a girl. I'm just going to marry myself and get a skateboard.
July 10
When I get bigger I'm going to find a girl that I love and we're going to get married.
My cheeks hold me together.
We just walked by siete cars...that means "seven"!
Let's spell "Oregon". Now let's spell "Fox 12 Oregon".
Mom, Kai is my favorite. I love having a baby brother.
May 10
(mama asked me how I think baby got in her tummy) I don't know. A vehicle of some kind?
April 10
Your belly is mushy like my Puffins.
When I wake up tomorrow morning will I be four?
(mama asked me how I think I got out of her tummy) I came out a hole in your tummy - no, there's a hole between your legs where a baby can come out... OR...there's a door in your foot.
Blankets are not hurtey, they're gentley.
Mama, be nice to Bailey. It's not nice to tell people to go away.
We should have just one more baby. I think I can pick one more to go in your tummy, mom.
(I got in trouble and lost my Wii privileges.) I want to talk about this. Sit down, mama.
I would like a plum for dessert.
Bailey, eat your dinner. Eat your dinner, Bailey! EAT YOUR FREAKIN' DINNER BAILEY!
I made the numbers one through ten. But then the zero asked if it could have a spot and I put it in front.
September 10
I'm not going to marry a girl. I'm just going to marry myself and get a skateboard.
July 10
When I get bigger I'm going to find a girl that I love and we're going to get married.
My cheeks hold me together.
We just walked by siete cars...that means "seven"!
Let's spell "Oregon". Now let's spell "Fox 12 Oregon".
Mom, Kai is my favorite. I love having a baby brother.
May 10
(mama asked me how I think baby got in her tummy) I don't know. A vehicle of some kind?
April 10
Your belly is mushy like my Puffins.
When I wake up tomorrow morning will I be four?
(mama asked me how I think I got out of her tummy) I came out a hole in your tummy - no, there's a hole between your legs where a baby can come out... OR...there's a door in your foot.
Blankets are not hurtey, they're gentley.
Mama, be nice to Bailey. It's not nice to tell people to go away.
We should have just one more baby. I think I can pick one more to go in your tummy, mom.
(I got in trouble and lost my Wii privileges.) I want to talk about this. Sit down, mama.
Not many of my friends have blogs
am I supposed to have something insightful here?
heee heee heee
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