Movie theater popcorn

I got to go to my first movie last night! Mama came home early from work and we went down to the movie theater. I was very excited and made sure to stand right next to mama in line. We got tickets to a movie called Up. I was too excited even to want snacks (even m&ms!).

In the theater, it was a big room with a bunch of other kids and their parents. I picked out my seat and I was on the edge of it watching the previews and pre-movie stuff. The movie was about to start and I finally told mama that I was ready for a snack. So we went out and got some popcorn and m&ms. When we came back, some old guy had taken my seat so we found different ones.

The room got really dark! I mean really dark! But I wasn't scared, not even a little. We had a super fun time, eating our snacks and watching the movie. I hadn't napped yesterday so I was sleepy despite the movie-and-sugar-high and so we left a little early.
Good thing we did because right after we got home I had to poop. Maybe it was that movie popcorn.

I went into the bathroom by myself and a minute later called out to mama that there was something wrong with the toilet. She came in to find poop everywhere...all over my underpants, the toilet, my legs, feet, everything. Yep, must have been the movie theater popcorn. We cleaned up as best we could but mama decided she couldn't get everything off me with wet wipes so she stripped me down and stuck me in the sink. I stood in there and she used the faucet hose to clean me off. It was fun! I didn't stop talking about it all night.

This morning mama was getting ready for work and I came upstairs to check things out. I asked her "you don't have a penis, do you?" and she said no. "Can I see...?" (leaning in)
"I have a penis. And daddy has a penis. Maybe you could get one at the penis store." She said that was a good idea but she kicked me out then.