Cluck/Quack

I found my halloween costume on the stairs this morning waiting to go back into my closet. It looked like fun so I asked mama to put it on me. She only put the top part on (though I made her put the bottoms on me later). Then I flapped my wings and quacked. No big deal...duck...chicken...they're all the same underneath the feathers.


Chicken snack! Maybe corn would have been more appropriate.


Behold! I am Hans, the world-famous amazing vacuuming chicken. Here to vacuum for your viewing pleasure.