Regardless, I went and I was good. The little baby girl liked me a lot. She was trying to climb on me but I didn't like her touching me so I ran away. You're a sweet kid, Emmeline, but I need my space right now.I got to have a little chocolate cooky but Mama's friend has a funny accent and the way she said "cooky" sounded like "biscuit". Either way, it had chocolate so I was set.
Toward the end of the visit I warmed up a little. Emmeline had some cool toys on her exersaucer.
And now I shall dance for you!
Yes, the way to a girl's heart is to lift up your shirt and show her your belly. I think she liked it. Did you like that, Emmeline?
Yes! But pull your shirt back down now...Daddy doesn't look happy.
So that's the story of how I almost got thrown out of their house.


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